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Joke of the Day

"what would Netflix even do if i sent them back a DVD of me doing karate they'd have no choice but to add it to their collection i suppose"

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."

"Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker."

"Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now."

"Did you hear about the lactose intolerant man who ate a whole wheel of cheese? it was not gouda for him later."

"My grandfather told me this joke. A man jumps off a skyscraper. Halfway down, he says: ""so far so good"""

"I lost my virginity when I was in high school, which was awesome... however I was home schooled."

"What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada? Area-51, A"

"""How much do you love me?"" Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you ""But it's so cloudy"" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know"

"My friend found a Paras while we were playing Pokemon Go. So I asked him, ""Was it under a truck?"""