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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather told me this joke. A man jumps off a skyscraper. Halfway down, he says: ""so far so good"""

"I hate it when candidates put signs on your lawn without even asking your permission. Who the hell is 'Foreclosure'?"

"What do you have when you got 6 road workers and 6 lesbians? 12 people who don't do dick."

"Are you going to take a bath? No I'm leaving it where it is."

"Dating Profile Sex: Probably Favorite Food: Yes Favorite Movie: Star Wars Favorite Book: LOLZ"

"Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood."

"What disease do Spartans get the most? Leon-itis."

"White people colonized 34 of the world looking for spices and they still can't season their food right."

"My dad wore my mom's clothes and vice-versa. Really didn't want to see them like that. To me, they were trans-parent"

"Confession: I'm the one who's been posting all those idiotic comments on youtube using millions of anonymous accounts."