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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker."

"My wife wanted bigger breasts. I told her to rub toilet paper between them and over time they'll grow huge. She asked, ""How do you know it will work?"" ""It worked for your ass didn't it?!"""

"Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!"

"Whats the difference between Barcak Hussein Obama (or any bought and paid for American politician) and a bucket, full of horse sh*t? Not much, the bucket. Just the bucket my friends."

"How do you kill 200 flies at once? You slap an Ethiopian in the face."

"I have failed math eleventeen times or so."

"When Vladimir Putin left his home as a teenager he told his dad: ""You are now the man of the house."""

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff.. Bahh, dum, hiss"

"I sometimes watch birds and wonder ""If I could fly who would I shit on?"""

"In India, you don't drive on the left of the road.. you drive on what is left on the road."