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Joke of the Day
"Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now."
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"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... [OC] One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No, *CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the S out of safe and the F out of way.."
"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"
"I swear to god if I ever see a car exploding I'm going to walk away from it in slow-mo and hope that somebody is filming it on their iPhone."
"What do men and public toilets have in common? All the good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit. *this is a response to an earlier joke comparing women to parking spots*"
"Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night."
"Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? Because it's too tired."
"Horses make the best companions Because they have stable relationships."
"What is a tick's favorite fruit? Lime."