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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park"

"What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common? Mossack Fonseca."

"best joke When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it"

"Am I the only one that tests ""forever"" postage stamps by smothering them with a pillow?"

"How do you stump an archaeologist? Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it comes from."

"What do you call fast food emergencies? Emergen-cheese. :3"

"I don't date Left handed chicks cause you know, Lefty loosey Righty tighty."

"All liquor stores are open 24 hours. When you have a brick."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!"

"The price of Trumps' wall became much cheaper after the election... ...50 million people shit a brick!"