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Joke of the Day

"""How much do you love me?"" Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you ""But it's so cloudy"" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know"

"how are a silver medalist and a priest alike They both came in a little behind"

"Kill him, he's different! -History"

"Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars a bus and two fire engines !"

"I see lots of posts on this subreddit that could also work well on the subreddit for puns. Which got me to thinking, r/jokes and puns the same thing?"

"I hate it when I accidentally grab two pieces of pizza and then have to eat the whole thing to keep it even."

"What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline? To get to the other side."

"Are you an infidel? 'Cause i beheaden' your way."

"I heard there were shenanigans in Iowa last week Apparently it was Hillary's cock and Bernie's ass."

"Nothing's sadder than the look on my dog's face when I reach under the kitchen table to pet her and she realizes my hand is empty."