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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sometimes homosexual arctic bear with heavy mood swings? A Bi bipolar polar bear!"

"How are you supposed to be politically correct... How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?"

"I bet a lot of Seattle fans' wives had to order pizzas last night"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care now and I probably won't care later."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'."

"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame that they'll never meet..."

"What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla? my zipper!"

"If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it ""breakfast""?"

"A blind man walks into a bar... And then a table... And then a chair..."

"A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents"