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Joke of the Day

"A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents"

"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."

"How do you turn a link on r/jokes purple? You choke the shit out of him"

"I was going to tell a gay joke. Butt fuck it!"

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."

"A family is at the table eating dinner. ""I don't like Grandpa"" said the boy to his Mom. ""That's okay honey, just finish your potatoes instead."" She replied."

"My favorite rapper is 50 cent Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds."

"Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer... Disaster."

"Why does Gordon Ramsay always use a condom? Because he should not be FUCKING RAAWWW!!"

"If it's one thing I hate, it's an Indian-giver... No, I take that back."