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Joke of the Day
"I bet a lot of Seattle fans' wives had to order pizzas last night"
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"When you wave your hand under automatic soap dispenser for 45 seconds and nothing, then it dispenses the minute you switch to the next one."
"I hate lollipop ladies They make me cross"
"Why did the blonde tip-toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills."
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