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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'."

"I am not afraid to stand up to my wife when she is not looking."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalottapus"

"sdkgnosdngosdg;klm'gtmq[rasmgladmgladmgladmngksdngksdnkgnadkfgnkasgnkpasngksangkasngkdsgksgnkdgnkdgk; I just hacked the CIA [redacted]"

"Tequila doesn't make me drunk and disorderly, it just seems that way, cuz Police Reports are all written by cops."

"2016 got me like I had no expectations, still didn't meet my expectations."

"Is a man more intelligent before, during or after sex? During. Because you're plugged into the know it all"

"A mexican, a black person and a puerto rican are in the same car. Who is driving? The cop. PS: I in no way support this. Just heard it somewhere. :P"

"a car just rolled by blasting the ""Duck Tales"" theme song so now I'm chasing after it and trying to catch up with my new best friend"

"What do you call breakfast? Breaking fast yooo!"