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Joke of the Day

"How are you supposed to be politically correct... How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?"

"Google Page 2 The best place to hide a dead body is Google Page2."

"Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride"

"Where do people from Laos like to swim? In Laotian."

"How do you reuse toilet paper? You stick it in some water and boil the shit out of it."

"The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo..."

"I need all zombie jokes you know, Reddit."

"Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face!"

"Just bought a pair of velcro shoes. What a rip off."

"What's another name for floor pie? 3."