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Joke of the Day

"How are you supposed to be politically correct... How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?"

"Scientists say North America is going to sink into the ocean but we can change that. With a healthy diet and a little bit of exercise."

"My son came into the room and said there was a man knocking the door with a beard. That's probably why I didn't hear him."

"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Felipe Flop!"

"I walked into a bookshop Me: ""Do you have any books on turtles?"" Them ""Hard back?"" Me: ""Yeah, with little heads"""

"Just saw the Lego Movie... ...it was very well *pieced* together! (Got this off Doug Benson's 'Doug Loves Movies' podcast)"

"You can tell a lot about a person based on how long it takes them to find the gun emoji."

"When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

"What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven? ""You are no longer kneaded."""

"How do you console somebody with bad grammar skills? There, their, they're."