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Joke of the Day
"Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?"
Next Joke
"What has nine arms and sucks? Your mom on Def Leppard's tour bus."
"My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour."
"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."
"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets Women"
"*sees guy buying toilet paper* ahahaha that's gonna be for poop"
"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Don't worry--THEY'LL FUCKING TELL YOU."
"Did you hear about the guy who was convicted for committing lewd acts on fruit at a grocery store? (Mildly NSFW) He got off on a peel."
"What did the SMG say to his son when he left for work Bizon"
"Just straight up LIED to my dog's FACE (told him his breakfast looked ""delicious"")"