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Joke of the Day

"1st baby: you make sure he's breathing every five minutes 2nd baby: someone replaced him with a ham in the crib and you don't even notice"

"What Do You Get When You Cross ""White Christmas"" With A Black Rapist? Bing Cosby edit for pudding an extra letter in the last name"

"How spicy would you like your clairvoyants? Medium."

"I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels"

"How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!"

"One day I shall solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be alcohol."

"Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd."

"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."

"2016 was so divisive. It just had too many factors."

"What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more? An extractor fan"