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Joke of the Day

"2016 was so divisive. It just had too many factors."

"There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"

"I work as a waiter. The pay isn't great but I put food on the table."

"Russian joke ""Daddy I want an ice cream."" ""I want an ice cream too, son. But we only have enough money for vodka."""

"You should feel pretty honoured if I subtweet you. But the tweet you think is about you, probably isn't. Twitter's hard. Get a helmet."

"I put the 'toast' in 'toaster'. Then I take the 'toast' out of the 'toaster'."

"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"

"Today, I started on my second million dollars! I gave up on my first."

"Potato potato tomato tomato It works better when spoken..."

"What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase? Audi *tips hat*"