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Joke of the Day

"I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels"

"Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion"

"I once dated a dentist. He had a tiny round mirror on the ceiling over his bed."

"Just saw a license plate that said ""LUV SLUG."" I hope it shrivels up when they salt the roads in the winter."

"A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar. ""what can I get you?"" ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO"

"Next on a SPOOKY Friends: Ross invites new girl to Halloween party but Rachel shows up! WITCH one will he choose? Phoebe dies of dysentery."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you."

"The Whole Foods next to this movie theater is perfect if you want to sneak in your own snacks, but don't want to save a lot of money."

"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."

"How does Bob Ross masturbate? He beats the devil out of it."