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Joke of the Day

"How spicy would you like your clairvoyants? Medium."

"How do five gays walk on a road In one direction"

"So the Pope joined twitter so he can ""Reach out to a younger generation."" He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that."

"""and this blood shall be called A+"" all the other blood types: ""k wow we're like right here"""

"The voice actor for The Count on Sesame Street passed away this year... I guess his number was up."

"COP: don't worry sir, we'll find your kids as soon as we can. ME: no hurry."

"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision."

"What do you get when you kiss a sick bird? Cherpies."

"The main reason Santa Claus is so jolly is because... he knows where all the bad girls live. :3"

"What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable? Neigh-bours."