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Joke of the Day
"One day I shall solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be alcohol."
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"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"
"Non-Americans may get this. Waterboarded."
"What did the chicken say ? What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it."
"A baby seal walks into a club. ...while two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bah-dum-tsssssss."
"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both need to be changed for the same reason."
"How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow."
"Kim Davis becoming a Republican, dealing a huge blow to the ""intolerant homophobic religious fundamentalist"" wing of the Democratic Party."
"Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points"
"What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing? Muscle tone deaf."