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Joke of the Day

"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"

"The Beach Boys walk into a bar... ""Round?"" ""Round?"" ""Get a round"" ""I get a round?"" ""Get a round...."""

"Contact Ad ""Seeking man with ponytail. Hairstyle doesn't matter"""

"When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I wasn't prepared for all the changes I'd have to make... ...like my name, phone number, job, city where I live..."

"What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle? Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down. *Feel free to apply the racist native american accent of your choice.*"

"16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack."

"After telling joke that made me seem gay to my friend... I started laughing and said, ""Sorry, I'm not thinking straight."" Badam tsss"

"Remember they're just as afraid of seeing you dance as you are of dancing."

"So there was a pediatrist... no, wait a doct- a... Gynecologist *that's it!* Anyway... I walk in and... ""Sorry, I fucked up the delivery everybody. Also, your baby is dead."""