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Joke of the Day

"Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd."

"Why did the knight stop using the internet? Because he was sick of chainmail."

"My wife just accused me of being big-headed and thinking I was better than I was. I nearly fell off my throne."

"Me: The bathroom Wife: What? Me: I was about to get off the couch and just wanted to stop you before you asked where I was going."

"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake One blonde yells to the other ""How do I get to the other side?!"" The other blonde responds ""You are on the other side!"""

"Odd numbers I can't even..."

"2013 is the first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers... carry on."

"Walmart: because going to Target requires a shower."

"what did president abe lincoln call his journal? ...his lincoln logs"

"I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . . . . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?"