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"What is a pirate's favorite fast food joint? Aaaaarby"
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"I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft"
"i'm just like one of the ladies in the commercials! dancin around with nair on my pits! usin a tampon as a mic as i lipsync the cranberries!"
"I can't take movies seriously if the main characters aren't stopping to Instagram their meals and Tweet out the chase scenes."
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"What appears when you ask a genie for a classical composer? A wish Liszt."
"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it"
"Kid 1: Hurt my elbow School Nurse: Here's an ice pack K2: *fever* SN: Ice pack K3: *diarrhea* SN: Ice pack K4: *decapitated* SN: Ice pack"
"Why wouldn't the man dance? His pants had no ballroom."
"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."