86017
Joke of the Day
"""My phone's about to die."" -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call ...."
Next Joke
"Your screenshots of text message conversations tell me: 1. you have a great sense of humor 2. to never trust you."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !"
"Best African soccer team EVER! the French National team..."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay"
"Bloody FedEx... I've been waiting all day for my punchline"
"I was gonna tell you a gay joke butt fuck it."
"With the new Disney-Lucas Films merger... ... is Leia a Disney princess?"
"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"
"Where does the Little Mermaid shop for her dinglehoppers? At the Hair Cutlery."