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Joke of the Day
"Babe, you're like a camera. Everytime i look at you, i shutter."
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"Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant? Because he was cold and calculating."
"[on a first date] Ok, don't let her know you're really a squirrel... Her: I had a great time, good night! Me: *runs in front of her car"
"I see Google have dropped that internet specs thing then? ""Google Glass"" I know what glass is, Catherine."
"What did the door say to the other door? I can see your Knob Simple yet effective"
"Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss!"
"What do the final scene of titanic and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both could've fit the jack"
"How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?"
"You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."
"An unconvincing lie on a resume I good English speak."