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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because he's not coming"
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"Me: Where were you supposed to poop? 2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you? 2: I'm too busy."
"Dead Mexicans How do you bury a hundred Mexicans? In a casket."
"Scientist My findings are pointless when taken out of context. Media Scientist claims ""findings are pointless"""
"*Rides off into sunset* *forgets mobile* *Rides back*"
"What have sex, money and depression in common? You don't talk about them, you have them."
"It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...."
"What do you call Wolverine post-op? An x-man."
"Summing up my life in 5 words: 'I fail at maths'"
"What did one end of the rope say to the other? We were bound to get together..."