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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality."
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"Hey girl are you a legendary sea monster? 'Cause you have Kraken tits"
"eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as i thought."
"What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B? Plan C-ya."
"REAL '90s kids will recognize this! ---> Current unemployment."
"Cop cars aren't very intimidating. Add a crazy plow covered in blood, an anarchy symbol and spinning saw blades and I'll stop in a heartbeat"
"Why is 'secret' such a popular password on Brazzers? You can type it with one hand."
"Are you getting older and wiser? No he's getting older and wider!"
"A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No I'm an undercover agent""."
"What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!"