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Joke of the Day
"REAL '90s kids will recognize this! ---> Current unemployment."
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"Why did the porn star end up in the E.R.? One too many blows to the head. My only original joke. I'll see myself out."
"So you're the bitch that told that bitch that I'm a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. So who's the bitch now, bitch?"
"It was so hot in Florida on New Years... ...the ball in Times Square wasn't the only one that dropped."
"Talking to your Urologist... ""Urine Trouble"""
"If you're not part of the solution... You're part of the precipitate."
"This doughnut scented car air freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over."
"Guys: Every two weeks, tell your lady that her new hairstyle looks great!!!! You might not notice it...... but trust me, they changed it. You can thank me later. "
"Psychoanalysis is just regular analysis performed by one of my exes"
"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."