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Joke of the Day
"eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as i thought."
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"Rodney Dangerfield: ""Y'know, my wife and I, we never have sex... ... we get undressed, we can't stop laughing."""
"A fish's Google search history: - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory?"
"So women draw their eyebrows on daily, and nothing is said. I sharpie on a beard for movember and suddenly everyone has something to say."
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"Oh great! Now my phone is calling me a low life. Oh wait it's low battery life sorry that was my self esteem reading it wrong"
"What do you call a plane's vagina? A cock pit"
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee you racist fuck."
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"I had a dream I was in a part of the US that was filled with nothing but museums. It was State of the Art."