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Joke of the Day

"A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No I'm an undercover agent""."

"Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law? Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

"Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? because they can't protect their towers"

"My dick is like and old antenna television... ...it takes a pair of needle nosed pliers, and a few smacks from my father to get turned on."

"What's the difference between Batman, and a Black man Batman can go to the store without robin"

"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."

"How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But the light bulb has to want to change."

"LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack"

"How do you help a Jew with ADHD? Send him to a concentration camp."

"Hey guys, remember that one time, when Clinton was president and gas was a like a $1 a gallon and people had money and jobs and shit?"