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Joke of the Day
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Hey, wanna go ride bikes?"
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"What is ET short for? He's got little legs."
"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!"
"What do you call food between two slices of bread? a sandwich"
"I saw an Asian man jerking off in a starbucks Called him a Fappenchino."
"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's penis"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."
"[A montage of me flailing because I walked into a spiders web, with larger and larger crowds, until I am at the karate championships]"
"""Thats a sexy little outfit your wearing"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you"". ""Dave"", my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""