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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl are you a legendary sea monster? 'Cause you have Kraken tits"
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"Ever have to pee SO bad that you're surprised that what comes out isn't mostly blood?"
"What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed? I trussed you."
"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket You could say you are Independent."
"Don't believe everything. Did you know that 78% of all people believe any shit they read online?"
"Quadruplets: Four crying out loud."
"A guy pick up a woman Then he puts her down"
"What kind of pants did the Japanese porn star wear to her job interview? Bu-khakis"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Gimme a beer and a mop."""
"Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! -Amish drive by"