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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B? Plan C-ya."
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"Hey do y'all wanna hear a political joke? Donald Trump!"
"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"
"Why are there no walmarts in Pakistan? Because there's a target on every corner"
"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."
"What did the father say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Hey you're in my son"""
"Waldo collapses on the beach because it's August & he's fully clothed with a ski cap. You spot him easily"
"If you remove ET from the alphabet, how many letters are still there in the alphabet? 21, because ET left Earth in a UFO."
"Babe, some guy told me today that if I have sex with him... ... he'll give me these earrings. What a jerk!"
"Well well well, if isn't the girl who gave me cooties in third grade..."