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Joke of the Day

"Why is 'secret' such a popular password on Brazzers? You can type it with one hand."

"Sunny today but its not sunday (its Saturday). Really gets you thinking."

"Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity."

"I have a Polish friend who does microphone tests for bands. I have a Czech one two. Czech one two. Czech one two."

"Trying to impress a girl who loves jokes about dead hookers. Give me ur best."

"I've got a joke about odd numbers. It's not even funny."

"So you're all Obama fans now? Name 3 of his albums."

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip. No offense intended(to get the racial shit stated before I get hit with it)"

"I like that the doctor always asks if I'm a smoker. When I say yes, he tells me I should quit. No shit? Thanks. Here's all my money."

"[accidentally hits Siri in high school classroom] Siri: what can I do for you, #1 God of Sex? [every boy in the class checks their phone]"