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Joke of the Day

"Post your best ""Jared Fogle"" jokes! Here's mine:Jared Fogle loves to eat little girls ham sandwiches."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.Dre"

"Whenever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up and retweet a hashtag."

"Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america? Because that would be illeagle"

"What does a sandal do on Sunday's? It saves its sole."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb Juan."

"What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday? Cancer."

"This just popped in my head... What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie? Mow lawn. Sorry."

"What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast? Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out."