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Joke of the Day

"What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast? Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out."

"Why was the gunman on a diet? Because he was still at large."

"Jokes on reddit are always original and hilarious."

"What can relax you and drown you at the same time? A one-hour facial."

"How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb? None, it is a hardware issue!"

"Why did the nun always go to the same bar? Habit"

"It's impossible to slowly tiptoe around without activating T-Rex arms."

"My sex life is just like star wars: Its either Han Solo, or i have to use the force."

"What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? She goes home"

"too Hairy I went to town to see MS. Lucy, I'll give her two cents to see her pussy. The hair was so black I couldn't see her crack, so I asked for my two cents back"