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Joke of the Day
"Whenever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up and retweet a hashtag."
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"""Check out Zach Galifinapkins over here!"" - joke I have prepared if I ever see a bearded man holding a lot of napkins."
"*takes earrings out* *takes bracelet off* *slips out of shoes* *tears off jeans, shirt, bra* *shaves head* Ok Doc you can weigh me now"
"What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU? Not being British."
"Ten Dollar Hooker A man goes to see a ten dollar hooker, then he gets crabs. He goes back to her to complain and she tells him ""What the hell did you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"""
"how much can't could a white girl can't even if a white girl literally could not even."
"Why are horses no fun? Because they are neigh-sayers"
"The police came to my house earlier and said my dog had chased someone on a bike... I said, ""You must be joking, officer. My dog doesn't have a bike!"""
"It's cold Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees."
"The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class."