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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america? Because that would be illeagle"

"What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business? Underlay! Underlay!"

"What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese? Khaloumi."

"Why dont Canadian colleges have spring break First , you need spring."

"I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him."

"Where would men be without women? The Garden of Eden"

"Never gonna be as big as ED BASSMASTER but alright with me! Never gonna be Never gonna be as big as ED!"

"What's the difference between committing seppuku and impaling yourself with a sword? They're the same thing but committing seppuku comes with a little twist."

"Somebody said you sound like an owl"

"75% of parenting is taking their keys to punish them And giving them back because they're driving you crazy"