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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday? Cancer."
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"My friend gets an erection whenever he sees chickpeas... He's a hummussexual."
"Lost a couple FB friends overnight. Hopefully they just died and it wasn't something I said..."
"You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray."
"We Played the Guessing Game Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam? Mark: That's right."
"How do you confuse an ugly person With an orange."
"I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn."
"Leather armor is the best for sneaking... ...because it's made out of hide."
"How do you quadruple the capacity of a gay bar? Turn all the stools upside down. (Not trying to offend anyone, just a raunchy joke I heard from my GFs dad)"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number that you'll never understand."