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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.Dre"

"why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom? to get a byte, and the ruler!!! my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!"

"I want to China town today I saw a lot of wangs."

"Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it."

"What does Mark Wahlberg eat for breakfast? Funky Bunches of Oats"

"The only way to protect ourselves from eagle attacks is of course MORE eagles. Fill our homes with these gentle, knife clawed birds of prey."

"Got any spare change? No, Im an athiest. Can you give me a hand? No, Im an athiest. Hows the weather? Sorry, Im an athiest. - Athiests"

"A gay deer eats what ? HEY HEY!!!!"

"A blind man walks into a bar ow."

"I went to the movies yesterday, and I met the most insensitive homophobe there I mean, just the mere sight of me masturbating sent him off on a rant about ""morals"" and ""his children"" and ""security""."