186174

Joke of the Day

"You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!"

"*ref blows whistle* Whistle: oh, oh god, wow. Oh geeeze"

"What key won't let you through any doors? A turkey."

"We were at a local restaurant waiting for a server, she finally came over and says ""sorry for the wait"".... I say you look perfectly skinny to me!"

"I am starting a website called Kickfarter where people pay me to not fart."

"I don't get computer-related jokes. ..not even a bit."

"My wife told me I should go to the gym with her to get in shape, but I suggested I just start with skipping. So far I've skipped the gym three times this week and I feel great."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm...? (Rated G) Look for fresh prints..."

"I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself"

"You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet"