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"Chuck norris once put a forest fire out by spitting on it."
"Two kittens are on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew."
"Going through life totally ignorant must be the only way to find true happiness."
"Whenever I feel a conversation is becoming dull, I start talking about sunscreen... because it's topical."
"Before encouraging everyone to ""do whatever makes you happy,"" ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists."
"8: I'm gonna marry someone who likes a different cereal than I do, so he won't eat all my favorite cereal. Me: Sounds pretty legit."
"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!"
"What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree? (X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!"
"What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti? Howl do you do ?"