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Joke of the Day
"I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself"
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"What do Russians call their sexual partners? Cumrades"
"What do you call a horse that's thinking of home? Mentally in-stable."
"Mrs. Smith: Help me doctor! My son John swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!"
"Dial-up internet called. They couldnt get through."
"The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike She wasn't promiscuous; when I was six years old she went missing and they found her in the canal. (Mat Ewins)"
"What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure? Cottage cheese."
"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."
"Whhat do jellybeans and the world have in common? Everyone hates the black ones!"