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Joke of the Day

"We were at a local restaurant waiting for a server, she finally came over and says ""sorry for the wait"".... I say you look perfectly skinny to me!"

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"Right now a group of women at a baby shower are simultaneously saying, ""Awwww..."" while some knocked up chick holds up a tiny pair of socks."
"You don't need to tell me that I'm not your cup of tea. I am well aware that I'm not a cup of tea, idiot."
"What do you call a midget with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."
"Guys, how can you tell the girl your having sex with is faking an orgasm? Who cares."
"I hope Donald Trump becomes president. That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him ""you're fired""."
"PARENTS: When someone offers you drugs, you say no! ME (going out into the world): I'm ready [literally no one offers me drugs ever]"