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Joke of the Day

"We were at a local restaurant waiting for a server, she finally came over and says ""sorry for the wait"".... I say you look perfectly skinny to me!"

"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."

"In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name"

"When a guy tries to talk to me while at a urinal I instantly slide over and start pissing in his urinal too. See how friendly he really is"

"I tripped over a bra last night, do you think it was a boobie trap?"

"What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."

"Ooop, you spit-talked on me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and freak out inside my mind."

"When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read."

"*pulls up pants* Oh, you said ANNUAL review. Well, this is embarrassing. But just for reference, how'd I do?"

"What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun."