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Joke of the Day
"I don't get computer-related jokes. ..not even a bit."
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"How many people work in your office Less than half"
"Guys, I know Michael Jordan very well... .. He just doesn't know me."
"A guy walks into a bar holding a pair of jumper cables He says, ""Hey bartender, can I get a drink over here?"" The bartender says, ""Alright, but don't go trying to start anything in here"""
"How did Jared lose 30 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
"Why are there so many female archeologists? Because women love digging up the past."
"My wife is so married that she even stopped blowing out the candles on her birthday cake cause she doesn't want me gettin' any ideas."
"What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in? A timely manor."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."
"The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice."