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Joke of the Day
"What key won't let you through any doors? A turkey."
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"I will climb the highest mountain. Swim the deepest sea. I will cross the desert land. I would do anything to get the fcuk away from you."
"George W Bush looked exactly like a chimpanzee, and Michelle Obama has the face of a gorilla... The White House should be the name of the monkey exhibit at the Washington DC Zoo!"
"What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick? A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning.."
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a *brazilian*?"""
"One day I'm probably going to be too lazy to breathe and just die."
"Never make fun of an overweight person with a lisp. They're probably thick and tired of it."
"You can't run in a campground You can only ran because it's past tents."
"Heard about the Berlin Comedy Club in the 1940s? It was Nazi time for Holocaust jokes."
"I may be delusional, but at least every single person I've ever met is in love with me"