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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm...? (Rated G) Look for fresh prints..."
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"My daughter is at that age where she has started asking awkward questions about sex... Like, ""Is that all you fucking got?"""
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... Barista: Sir your Caffe Mocha is ready. Me: Oh ok nevermind."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? 'Cause I stepped on it."
"What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
"Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside"
"Weird, started flirting in this bar and for some reason 4 guys just killed themselves."
"I decided to cancel my gym membership today... ...just didn't work out."
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws ? Outlaws are wanted"
"Mum does God use the bathroom? No what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning 'Oh God are you still in there?'"