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Joke of the Day

"Teacher With student.. Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."

"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."

"How do you call black guy that missed his train? Nigga, you racist!"

"What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse!!!"

"Abra abracadabra. I wanna reach out and stab ya."

"Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who tried to fuck a clock? He heard time was relative."

"I don't understand why people always fight becoming a zombie or vampire. Both seem awesome because you don't have to have a job."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a tire? Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change."

" Cat and tree a"

"A friend just texted me & asked for relationship advice. That's like asking the pope to name all the members of Slipknot."