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Joke of the Day

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"How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth."

"Where does a Mexican store his food? Hispantry"

"Husband: I called my boss ""Honey"" today. Wife: What? Why? H: He was shouting at me and telling me I was wrong, and it just slipped out."

"Why do people get suspicious when a baby doesn't like you? It's not psychic. It's a stupid baby with shitty taste in people."

"Yo mama so fat.... When she sees a school bus with white kids, she yells ""TWINKIE"""

"they say each cigarette you smoke takes 7-11 minutes off your life, last year i smoked 11,000 i dont look a day younger"

"How to make a grown man cry. Take him shopping with you."

"Dumb number jokes: What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt."

"If your joints pop, snap, and crack when you move your not old... Your just crispy. "