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Joke of the Day

"How many psychologists does it take to change a tire? Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change."

"A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says:, Sorry, but we don't serve minors."

"Who satisfies earth the most? Sun. Because the sun goes down every night."

"Babies are like Polaroid pictures. They develop quicker when you shake them."

"I Made Myself A Belt Out Of Watches It Was A Real Waist Of Time"

"Pharmacies could save a lot of hassle and just have customers walk through a denim detector to see if they're cooking meth."

"How long did it take the fish to go to the store? salmon or eight minutes."

"All the letters of the alphabet line up in front of a prostitute A says, ""Alpha queue""."

"Did you know women are fantastic at exactly 70 things? 69ers, and making sandwiches."

"What's a vaccines favorite song? Shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots"