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Joke of the Day

"How many psychologists does it take to change a tire? Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change."

"There are two secrets in life The first is ""Never tell anyone everything you know"""

"How many friend zoned guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they will all just stand there complimenting it and get pissed when it wont screw."

"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out."

"Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls."

"Did you hear about the president that cheated on his wife with a piece of fruit? He was impeached"

"""There's plenty of fish in the sea"" is just something people say because you're going to be alone. Fishing is something you can do alone."

"One of My Only Actual Original Jokes Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... He was suicidal."

"Why does Anna's mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality? Because she lives bicuriously through others ."

"What's better Jesus or a picture of Jesus A picture because it only takes one nail to hang a picture."