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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse!!!"
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"Whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne? The priest doesn't wait for you to hit puberty to come on your face."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scout comes back from camp!"
"My pet mouse Elvis died today He got caught in a trap."
"What do you call the accidental nuclear bombing of a furniture plant? Chairnobyl."
"What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
"If someone wants something their whole life, and you make it happen after they die, that is so goddamned mean. What are you even thinking"
"They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush But a penis in the bush is better than two in the hand any day."
"The one thing that all women find attractive ...a man who doesn't fall for clickbait"
"I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet... ...I just need to learn how to change the polarity."