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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse!!!"
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"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may think R, but a pirates first love will always be the C."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro cinco."
"I'm not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own."
"Being a gentleman never goes out of style."
"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#"
"Happy Dhanteras. If you buy gold today, you'll become rich tomorrow. Except for gold merchants. Who sell gold & become rich today only."
"Why did the dry cleaners get shut down? The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing"
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage? Feyonce"