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Joke of the Day
"Abra abracadabra. I wanna reach out and stab ya."
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"A dialogue between Russians. -Guys, maybe we should stop drinking. -We allready did. We're getting wasted now!"
"I like to make a sandwich with just cucumbers and pickles... I call it the Before and After"
"What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Dug"
"If a gifted child is put up for adoption, is he a regifted child?"
"SCIENCE!!! Hey reddit, are you a 10 on the pH scale? Because you're pretty basic. ^^^^^jk ^^^^^dont ^^^^^kill ^^^^^me"
"Is your ass a computer? Because I want to back it up to a 3 inch floppy."
"Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense... You could say it was a vague rant."
"What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than two bee stings? Still the Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. good'ole anti-humor haha"
"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you."