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Joke of the Day
"Abra abracadabra. I wanna reach out and stab ya."
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"Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy? The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in"
"What kind of poker do stoner cows play? High Steaks"
"What did pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY"
"The ""impossible"" EM Drive works, space travel just became more viable. Yet Half Life 3 still unconfirmed."
"what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."
"Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*"
"Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race? Because the winner was a cheetah"
"What do you call a female mushroom who happens to be a killjoy? antifungal"