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Joke of the Day

"Wow, this article looks awesome.*clicks link**finds out it's a slideshow**throws computer out the window*"

"Matt Schaub and Eli Manning walk into a bar. What happened? They order a beer sampler and the bartender tells them to pick 6."

"Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it."

"What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."

"If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They'll thank you later."

"4-year-old: What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door? Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific? 4: No reason."

"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... Independent"

"(Old WoW joke) ...and Jesus said to his disciples 'I shall grant you wisdom and salvation.' And the disciples replied 'could we get kings instead?'"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street... And one was a salted"

"What do you call it when a black chick shows you her pussy? Nutella Spread"