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Joke of the Day

"Wow, this article looks awesome.*clicks link**finds out it's a slideshow**throws computer out the window*"

"My math teacher called me average. How mean!"

"Him: ""Do you want to cuddle?"" Me: ""Yeah, let me call the dog."""

"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""

"What's the difference between KFC and China? At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs."

"I've just seen a girl post a selfie with her dead grandma on facebook and thousands have commented ""rip"". Stop the internet, I wanna get off"

"What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? An Islamic one."

"Jack Daniels couldn't be here today, But he's here in spirit."

"Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently... He was really shaken up about it."

"Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?"